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That Super Cute Quirky Girl From that Movie

Fellas: we’ve got some bad news for you. The adorable female lead from your favorite quirky movie would be an obnoxious maniac if she were a real person. If we have to see one more movie where Natalie Portman or Zooey Deschanel play delicate little quirkmuffins, we’ll probably enjoy it, buy the DVD, and start a Facebook group about it. BUT THEN we’d realize that those girls don’t exist in reality, and their closest real world approximations are usually total basket cases with daddy issues and a purse full of meds. Allow us to break the illusion for you and show you how shit would go down, real world vs. movie world.

Movie World: Super cute quirky girl (SCQG) puts headphones on you and plays you a song that melts your little heart.
Real World: You’ve already heard the song, and you pretend to be impressed. However, she can see through it and gives you the silent treatment for the rest of the day.

Movie World: SCQG tells you that you two are going for a ride. When you ask her where you’re going, she puts a blindfold on you and says, “it’s a secret.” Then the two of you sneak into the natural history museum after hours and make out in the dinosaur room.
Real World: The secret place she takes you to is her coke dealer’s house, and he makes you watch mildly pornographic movies where women fight each other.

Movie World: Cute girl invites you over to make a pillow fort. You two spend the evening eating s’mores under blankets and playing records, and then she dares you to kiss her!
Real World: Same scenario, but replace all the fun stuff with: the pillow fort reminds her of a traumatic childhood experience that she refuses to explain. You spend the rest of the night asking her, “What’s wrong,” and offering her tissues.

Movie World: After an intense shared experience, super cute quirky girl cuts all of her hair off in an adorable pixie cut and begins speaking with a british accent because she’s “starting over.”
Real World: After chasing xanax and vicodin with a bottle of red wine, she shaves her head unevenly and passes out at your cousin’s wedding.

Movie World: Your artsy, adorable crush constructs a scavenger hunt for you with step by step instructions. You have to take a picture of a smiling baby, find a cloud that looks like a sleeping lion, and release 5 balloons into the air. The final step of the scavenger hunt takes you to a rooftop, where she got your favorite indie band plays a private concert for the two of you.
Real World: She kills herself.

There it is, guys. Quirky and adorable movie girls may not exist in real life, but look at it this way, at least it’s been five years and Zach Braff still hasn’t made another movie.

(originally posted here on our Funny or Die page. Resurrected in honor of a certain just released movie)

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Nighttime is wonderful
By Chaiwat Traitongsat

“This photo was shot in the Chaing-Mai province, Thailand. Yi-peng Festival in northern Thailand the Yi-peng Northern Lantern Festival is still being celebrated. Tubular lanterns resembling hot air balloons, are lit and released into the night sky as an offering to the Lord Buddha”. (via Nikon)

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Ryan Fowler’s art via Native Vermont, also available on Etsy.

Best beard art I’ve seen in weeks.

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This stuff is great.  Ima buy that picture.

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add: Jurassic Park (so they never reanimate extinct species)

What should be added and why?

for CM

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the arts of Latte…

Excellent waste of 45 min.

buchino:

Kate Bingaman-Burt runs the incredibly endearing “What Did You Buy Today?” blog amongst many other things.

She just posted One Year of Portland, Oregon, a flickr set of all the things she bought.

…but it’s true…

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Chuck Brown by Tim O’Brien

I was invited by Travis Louie to offer a piece for a show titled, ‘MONSTERS?’ I looked at the list of invites and then imagined all of the usual takes on what a monster is thought to be.  Perhaps some will be cute, some ugly.  I went in another direction.  What if I were to paint a realistic version of something usually thought of as cute and benign?  For no particular reason and maybe several, I chose Charlie Brown.

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Paper sculptures by Li Edelkoort and Grégoire Alexandre, via pan-dan.

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Twigglet - Portland, Oregon

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The Honduran coup d’etat - The Big Picture - Boston.com

Supporters of Honduran President Manuel Zelaya protest against the coup d’etat near the presidential residence in Tegucigalpa on June 28, 2009.

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